Just because Bill Gates is so darn cute, we here
at Microfits are considering changing this web site to one called
MicroLove: Hugs for the Redmond Sweeties. As such, we have revised
our cast of characters to reflect our new attitude.
Soothe Ballmer, President and Chief Elocution Officer
Has an incredible ability to bring people from different companies
together to work in a trustworthy and productive environment.
Soothe's strength includes sneaking up behind businesses and giving
them a good pat on the back. Soothe has no interest in making Microsoft
a content company, because according to him, "the whole world is 'content'
that we should all share."
Fill Gates, Chairman and Chief Software Arkitect
Just like Noah, Fill is trying to gather all the users into his
Ark of Innovation, where we will be kept safe from the storm of
quirky operating systems and wave-crashing applications. Fill
is on a mission from God, so we should all stop trying to devil him.
Vim Allchin, Group Vice President, Catforms Group
Just like a cat, Vim vigorously lands on his feet when confronted
with any software problem. He quickly pounces on the mice of
security leaks and rats of defective code. Vim vigilantly
safeguards the barn of your data, always keeping one eye open
for any squeak or scurry of viral vermin.
Rad Chase, Senior Vice President, Microsoft Jetwork
Rad never stands still -- he's always checking out the latest
technology to bring to Microsoft's customers. Every day, more
exciting information is added to MSN. How can you choose what's
best? Easy -- any Microsoft product is the best that's
available!
Haul Maritz, Group Vice President, Developer Soup
You'd think Haul would throw his back out delivering the finest
in software options: COM, VBX, Windows Pen, ActiveX, DirectX, MFC,
Video for Windows, DirectShow, DNA, NT, J++, CE, ... it's like
having a four-story toolbox chock-full of the best components, all at
your service. And just like soup, you always get a warm feeling
anytime you sit down to a Microsoft developing environment, because
you know you're working at the best craftman's shop in town.
Thrill Neukom, Sr. Vice President, Law & Coparent Affairs
Thrill makes any court case exciting. With his successes and experience,
Thrill will give you chills when he presents the truth -- and only
the truth. We wish there was an MS-Court TV, so we all can watch
and learn from the very best guardian of our interests!
