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Billed to a Billionaire

A teen has hacked into e-commerce Web sites and obtained Bill Gates' credit card details. We've reproduced a copy of his most recent statement below.



Bank of Redmond Masternerd
Statement for March, 2000

Date Detail Credits Debits
1 Monthly subscription to AOL 19.99
3 New York State Legislator Dinner Fund 2399.00
4 Supercuts - refund
(sorry we could not get results!)
-42.53
7 City of Redmond - 2 speeding tickets 550.00
10 Keynote Ghostwriters, Inc.
1 poignant speech to DOJ
1578.90
14 Iridium Bankruptcy Aid Fund 1.00
17 Corbis.com
1 Library of Congress acquisition analysis report
75.00
21 Crystal Voice Singing Lessons - refund -235.32
28 Amazon.com
Windows for Dummies
34.56
30 Flight Simulator. (X-Box version)
returned due to bug causing upload of credit report
-56.88
31 Digital Investigators, Inc.
Microsoft software security analysis - rush job
5744.84
31 McAfee AntiVirus for Windows 98 29.44
31 McAfee AntiVirus for Windows 2000 34.91
31 McAfee AntiVirus for X-Box 21.68
31 McAfee AntiVirus for Pocket PC 24.87
31 McAfee AntiVirus for Microsoft Mouse 18.22
31 McAfee AntiVirus for MSN.com 32.57


Please remit payment for $10,233.88.

Note from accounting office: Please pay using a normal check. Your usual method of carving the amount tendered and signature into the heads of your competitors can no longer be accepted.


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