Deep in Redmond campus
where stockerholders have all say,
You'll find a bloated neighborhood,
and execs writing speeches all day.
A poor dimwit named Allchin,
is his "secure" friend.
And Catch-up Brad, he's quite the lad,
just following the latest trend.
There's screamin' and cheatin' and swipin',
And lots of butt-kissin,' too!
It looks like a tizzy -- no, you won't get dizzy --
'Cause it's lead by the Pooh-Hair, Billy the Pooh.
Billy the Pooh
Billy the Pooh
Grabby, stubby, grubby-paws all after your loot.
He's Billy the Pooh
Billy the Pooh
Silly-Willy busy counting in his lair.
Billy the Pooh
Billy the Pooh
His bankrolls are as thick as a stack of frank-rolls!
He's Billy the Pooh
Billy the Pooh
Only doing what the customers demand!
