Items may be freely used if credit is given. Copyright © 2000, SJS : Web Hack. Previous Innovations V2.000 (Archived Innovations V1.999 are also available.) Final Service Pack Ten Reasons Why Microsoft Hasn't Changed Its Warranty Paywatch, Starring Steve Ballmer as the Lifeguard Microsoft Network Hacked by Aliens Microsoft Forms Red Mond, Establishes Closed-Source Univ. New MS Handhelds Causing Carpal-Finger Syndrome UPDATE!   JOKE PROVING TRUE! Maritz Dives for Golden Parachute 10 Reasons to Upgrade to Windows Me Windows .NOT Interface Several Years Away Microsoft Targets "Click Potatoes" Service Pack 4 Microsoft Celebrates "Stolen-Silver" Anniversary Outlook Users Nuked by New Virus MicroFits Claims Second Year-2000 Prediction Gates Launches Corpus Congress: Microsoft Apps Must Ship with Trigger Locks Subliminal Elements Discovered in Gates Commercial Service Pack 3 MicroFits Guilty of Violating Antitrust Act New! Video Games for the X-Box! MicroLove Cast of Characters Billed to a Billionaire Microfits Cast of Characters New-Millenium Kid Questions Service Pack 2 Dr. Geekill Wreaks Havoc at Gates Windows 2000 Keynote If Microsoft Executives Ran the Country Dialog Boxes We'd Like to See, Part II Microsoft to Use Dogs to Sniff Out Dangerous Code Study Shows Prostitutes Re-educating to become Microsoft Lawyers The Customers Who Demanded Service Pack 1 Gates to Try for Keynote Speech Record The Microsoft Holiday Songbook Gates Files for Ego IPO The Adventures of Billy the Pooh The Gates Who Sold Crashmess NASA Test-Crashes Probes in Anticipation of Windows Use

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