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Gates Family Quotes Through the Ages

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."
- Bill Gates, 1981.

You might think this lame prediction is the sole property of our modern beloved billionaire, but in fact, the Gates ancestry is filled with similar sayings. While Bill Gates has proved accurate in predicting the past, perhaps he should leave looks at the future to others -- though as this list shows, it certainly shouldn't be his kin.

"I haven't failed, I've found 640K ways that don't work."
- Bill Franklin Gates, 1740

"E = 640K squared."
- William Einstein Gates, 1905

"Who the hell wants to hear a 640K WAV file?"
- William Warner Gates, 1927

"I think there is a world market for maybe 640K computers."
- William Watson Gates, 1943

"The universe is filled with 640K's and 640K's of stars."
- Bill Sagan Gates, 1980

"In the future everyone will be famous for 640K worth of download."
- Bill Warhol Gates


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