The Top 8 Changes if Willie Nelson and Bill Gates Were to Switch Places

Topfive.com reran an old list of theirs, "The Top 14 Changes if Willie Nelson and Bill Gates Were to Switch Places". I thought their list was kind of lame, so I'm stealing the idea and presenting my own.

8. Blue Screen of Death changed to Green Joint of Munchies.

7. Bill's concert promoters require you to sign a non-disclosure agreement.

6. Willie steps down from day-to-day running of the company to become Chief Bumpkin.

5. Bill develops a monopoly on elevator Muzak.

4. The William Nelson/Hooters Foundation pays for lap-dancing scholarships.

3. Windows' theme changed to "Whiskey River".

2. Bill buys up all his covers and then claims he wrote them.

1. To turn off Windows, you click Start, Shat Down.

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