Signs You May Be Competing With Microsoft

I sent in this entry to topfive.com (Microsoft category, of course). Haven't heard back from them, so they must have good taste.

Anyway, here's my list for "Signs You May Be Competing With Microsoft":

5. Bill Gates sends two thugs to break your keyboard's legs.

4. Word's spellchecker suggests your company name be spelled "Dogfood."

3. At Comdex they buy out the space surrounding your booth and erect tall stacks of Microsoft Bob.

2. They pay an MIT physicist $100,000 to testify your software will cause a rupture in the space-time continuum.

And the number one sign you may be competing with Microsoft:

1. Your DNA is given away free with the next Windows release.

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