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Microfits Subscribers Page
Stories |
WAVs |
Videos |
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WorryDesk
As a reward (or punishment?) for subscribing to Microfits, you get the
benefit (or punishment?) of these additional items that are not provided
to the general browsing public.
I don't want to bother you with more email, so just check back maybe
once a month or so for new stuff. New items appear at the top of their
respective list.
The stories were written by me, the other items (unless noted) were
found on the Web, but all are offered for your amusement.
Stories
Some of these stories are what I contributed to other sites (and
didn't post to Microfits), some are items that I have sent only to the
subscription list, and the rest are items added only to this page.
WAVs
- Neo vs. the Tick (125kb)
Assembled by me.
- Bill's Mantra (66kb)
Assembled by me.
- Bill saying "Reinvent yourself." (11kb)
Set this on a Windows fan's system for the sound to make when a Microsoft application crashes.
- Archie Bunker (69kb)
Or, use Archie saying, "You are what we call in the business there, um, unfortunately terminated."
- Daffy Duck (35kb)
When exiting Windows, have Daffy saying, "There, now you'll never have to look at those dirty windows anymore."
- Don't Know DOS (56kb)
When booting Windows, how about a woman saying, "You're keeping me alive because you don't know DOS?"
Videos
Other Goodies
From the Customer Service WorryDesk(tm)
- As you may have noticed, Microfits items are sometimes revised,
after posting, to correct spelling errors, or flow problems, or general
lameness.
- You may unsubscribe using the form on the
subscribers page, or
email me.
- Your email address is never given out. My own address is on the list,
so I'll know if something fishy is going on.
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