Billy Gates, First Grade Report Card - Comment Section

Young Billy has difficulty accepting directions from authority. For example, during nap time, he goes through his classmates' belongings, taking what interests him. When instructed to return the items, Billy insists that his actions are accepted "as is" with no recourse for damages when performed.

When working on classroom assignments, Billy has a habit of stealing or buying the works of others and presenting them as his own. He claims he is merely embracing and extending ideas, yet the final designs he offers are chaotic and useless.

After the last science fair, which Billy won, it was discovered the young boy had bought favorable reviews from the judges with promises of mowing their lawns and washing their cars. Also, while circumstantial, it is more than a coincidence that everyone else's projects were damaged by vandalism while Billy's was left untouched.

For these reasons, and more than I can fit on this page, I am proud to award Billy Gates a grade of A++ for the semester.

Signed,

Marquis de Sade
Head Instructor, Pampered Tyrant Elementary

School Motto: "El Rico Puede Pagar Mediocrity Eterno."

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