Top 8 Microsoft-Inspired Country-Western Songs

1. My Partner Made Off with Everything (But the Knife He Left in My Back)

2. I Can't Hear Your Keynote Speechin' (with Your Head Up Your Ass)

3. She Took My Dog, But I've Still Got Windows

4. She's Lookin' at Me with Blue-Screen-of-Death Eyes

5. I Knew This Love Was Over when She Said Start, Shut Down

6. It's a Stock-Holdin' Butt-Kissin' Night

7. The Wreck of the Redmond Fix-peril

8. I Swear That Wasn't My Attachment in the Email from My Heart

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