A Brief Batch of Beastian Similies

"He's one sandwich short of a picnic." You've probably used these types of sayings. Wouldn't it be nice to have a new batch, based on Microsoft's antics? Waiting for our customer to demand it before we untied him, we present our humble list.

• He's one bug short of version 1.0.
  
• He's one knife short of a partnership.
  
• He's one theft short of an innovation.
  
• He's one cliche short of a keynote speech.
  
• He's one scream short of an evaluation.
  
• He's one crash short of a COMDEX presentation.
  
• He's one bribe short of a court witness.
  
• He's one gig short of an Office application.
  
• He's one lawsuit short of customer demand.
  
• He's one license short of a monolopy.
  
• He's one donation short of humility.
  
• He's one macro short of a Word virus.
  
• He's one ass-kiss short of stockholder approval.
  

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