Give Me that Microsoft Religion

DOS: From Dios (God).

Word: Bible (as in The Word of DOS).

MS: Abbreviation for Moses.

Visual C: From Visual Sea, relating to MS parting the Red C as documented in Word.

PowerPoint: What DOS is doing to Adam in Da Vinci's Sistine Chapel painting.

Visual Basic: Basic means "fundamental". Need I say more?

Darwin: Microsoft's code name for installation technology for NT 5.0. Obviously a plan to make application installations take a million years.

Windows NT: New Testament.

Windows CE: Common Era.

Windows 2000: Apocalypse.