Gates Eerily Predicts the Past in New Book

In a stunning display of accuracy, Microsoft President and CEO Bill Gates successfully predicts the past in his new book, $Business%Speed#Fingertips.

"It's like an episode of the X-Files," said New York Times book reviewer Paige Turner. "I'd never believe he could predict the past with such detail and acumen if I didn't read it for myself."

Gates disclaims any special powers, merely commenting, "I only remembered everything I did, which turns out to be everything ever done."

Some have started calling Gates "hindpsychic," meaning the ability to see how things will turn out in the past.

Turner expects more books from the billionaire that talk about the previous century, and earlier.

"Obviously, he has a special talent foretelling history, and he should let it flourish," she said.

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