Microsoft Nerdby

With Microsoft's image tarnishing under recent multiple lawsuits and trials, Redmond has innovated again with their release of Nerdby, a cute Furby clone that looks like Bill Gates. Squeeze its wallet, and Nerdby says something in "Nerdbish," a language used and otherwise only understood at company headquarters. A Nerdbish-to-English translation is provided for some of its more common words and phrases.

kee-chan-seenk?

Can this be bundled into Windows?

hee-hee tee-vee!

Did I mess up that trial videotape again!

lie-sense!

It's funny when I'm allowed to break your things!

as-is.

And you can't make me fix them.

EE-MAYL!!!

I don't remember! I never said that!!

aw-toe uhp-dayt!

I can mess with your stuff while you're not looking!

nife enn-bak!

Let's work together!

mee mon-op-oli.

If you don't cooperate I'll make life very difficult for you.

dee ooh jay!

Help me, fellow Nerdbies, they're trying to turn me off!