Lock, Lock Jokes

Lock, lock!
-Who's crashed?
Windows.
-Windows who?
Win-dows it ever work!?

Lock, lock!
-Who's crashed?
Microsoft.
-Microsoft who?
Micros-often crash.

Lock, lock!
-Who's crashed?
Outlook.
-Outlook who?
Outlook nothing to macro about. So virus we suffer?

Lock, lock!
-Who's crashed?
Word.
-Word who?
Like, too Word for weirds, man! It's geekin' me out, man!

Lock, lock!
-Who's crashed?
Melissa.
-Melissa who?
Melissa only to me stockholda.

Lock, lock!
-Who's crashed?
Monopoly.
-Monopoly who?
Mon! O' polytricks got 'im Redmond handed, mon!

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