You, Too, Can Be a Microsoft Executive!

With our patented home-study course, you, too, will soon be earning millions of dollars! We guarantee:

• No need to learn how your organization operates!
  
• No need to learn what subordinates are doing!
  
• No need to remember even what you do yourself!
  

That's right! After only one hour of study, you'll immediately be hired to help run the most directionless ship on the ocean of business!

Here's some of the praise we've received from customers who completed our course and were immediately signed on:

"I was fired from my last job for not knowing that the people I supervised were dealing in shady business practices. But in only one hour of study with your wonderful course, I was rehired by Microsoft and not only did I withstand scrutiny by the Department of Justice, I was even rewarded with another raise!"

That's right! Why spend hours sweating over operation details when you could be talking to your investment agent the whole day and still get paid a great salary!

Here's more:

"I was in charge of inventory at a large company, and was let go when I just couldn't learn how to keep track of everything. But it took only one hour to be hired at 40 times my former salary - and I still don't know how to keep track of everything! Amazing! I've even been telling my friends about your course."

Thanks! There's still plenty of room for more Microsoft executives, so don't worry about being too late!

"I can't remember which key to take to start my car, and here I am running the Windows CE quality-checking department! If I wasn't living in a 500-acre ranch in the mountains, I'd think I was dreaming."

You're not dreaming, you're a Microsoft executive!

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