Microfits - Jabs at the Redmond Beast

Innovative Microsoft Windows CE Product Slogans

Windows CE for Vacuum Cleaners: "Where Do You Want to Suck Today?"

Windows CE for Exercise Machines: "No Warranty of Fitness"

Windows CE for Automated Courts: "Tort, Retry, Jail?"

Windows CE for Hand Guns: "Shut Down One or More Processes"

Windows CE for Kevorkian Machines: "For When Your System Has Become Unstable"

Windows CE for Seismographs: "Guaranteed General Protection Faults"

Windows CE for Security Alarms: "When You Cannot Find One or More Components"