Items may be freely used if credit is given. Copyright © 1999, SJS : Web Hack. Archived Innovations V1.999 (For Previous Innovations V2.000 click here or the tab at top.) Service Pack 11 A Brief Batch of Beastian Similies A Few Extra Lines for Microsoft Commercials William of Gates Gives Keynote at PlymDEX 1620 Phone Scam Alert! Service Pack 10 Microsoft Hires Execs' Kids as Public Relations Consultants Update: Microfits Predictions for the Year 2000 scores! The Redmond Gates' Morals Fly on Autopilot, Crash into Mire of Greed Where Have All the Ideas Gone? Lock, Lock Jokes Melissa Virus Uses Dead Bob's DNA to Spawn Evil Offspring The Art of Windows B.S. (Bill Shui) Service Pack 9 Gates Introduces WinCE SmugPhone Microsoft Releases Windows for Swipe Cards Microsoft to Build Boxbuster Software Rental Shops Suggested Car Names for the New Microsoft/Ford Alliance Hell Drops Windows NT, Cites Security Concerns Gates Scholarship Fund Sued for Monopoly, Copyright Infringements Microfits Pokébob Cards Microsoft Disputes Windows' NSA "Back Door", Insists It Has "Bug Door" Service Pack 8 Four Options of the Apocalypse Redmond Declared Software Superfund Site Bill Gates to Write, Star in Opera, Evada ® Microfits Predictions for the Year 2000 Microsoft Wins Bristol Contract Lawsuit Dialog Boxes We'd Like to See Sanctioned Memorials to Note Data File Deaths Simpsons Episode Explains Bill Gates Acceptance? Service Pack 7 Viruses Cited as Valid Product Competition The Continuing Story of Bungle-It Bill Microsoft Hires Jar Jar Binks to Head DOJ Defense Team Gates Donates $5 Billion to Aid Windows Widows and Orphans Everything I Know I Learned from Microsoft NOAA to Name Hurricanes after Microsoft Products Diary Shows Microsoft Threatened IBM with Windows Authorship Federal Court Rules Microsoft's Java Doesn't Infringe Sun's Rights Service Pack 6 DreckEd Introduces Expanded Role of Rebooting in Web, Applications Microsoft to Become FDA Drug Beta Test Site Inside Story: Microsoft Rejects Offer to be Bought by Microsoft Microsoft Cashes in on Support Calls by Buying AT&T News Brief: Windows NT Beats Turned-Off Linux Box Microsoft Bob Found Dead in Redmond Slum Microsoft Automates Customer Service Microsoft to Charge End-User "Virus License" Service Pack 5 New Microsoft Mouse Runs its Own Version of Windows Microsoft Announces Release of Windows, Browser that Fits on a Floppy Microsoft to Address NT Downtime, Loss of Matrix Power Looking Back: Biller, by Bill Gates and the Innovations Gates: M2B Millionnium Bug Not So Bad Microsoft Releases Windows Source, Warns Users Not to Stare Directly At It Gates Eerily Predicts the Past in New Book Microsoft Disappointed at Low Windows Source Bids on eBay Service Pack 4 Microsoft to Begin Marketing Herbal Supplements Ten Tips for Microsoft on How Not to Aggravate the Federal Judge Microsoft Windows Kills First-Born Males; Gates Addresses Issue A Day in the Life of Bill Gates' Office Microfits Salutes Bug-Free Daylight Savings Time Check Microsoft to Call AOL, Sun, Netscape as Proof of Demonic Forces How is a Bill Gates Book like Microsoft Software? Bill Gates Awarded H.U.B. Lifetime Achievement Service Pack 3 An Open Letter from Bill Gates Users Laud Email Virus as Outlook "Improvement" Microsoft Proposed Antitrust Settlement to Include "Frontstabbing" DOJ Prosecutors Mull Microsoft Division Microfits is really visited by Microsoft.com! Bill at the Redmond Police Station Swing Low, System Resources How Many Microsoft Lawyers Does it Take to Clog a Meatgrinder? Service Pack 2 Innovation vs. InnovaSHAM: Microsoft's Soft Soap Space Station Freedom to Run Windows NT Microsoft Offers E-mail Message DOJ "Chopped Up" Bill Gates Personality Reorganization Expected You, Too, Can Be a Microsoft Executive! Microsoft Dumps Java for "Cool" Give Me that Microsoft Religion Microsoft Rumoured to Stop Software Production; Will Purchase Other Companies Service Pack 1 Microsoft Nerdby Microsoft DumBrick Microsoft Windows CE Clarification Errata Innovative Microsoft Windows CE Product Slogans A Microsoft-to-People Translation Guide If Microsoft Made Printers Further News From The Microsoft Useability Labs Official List of Microsoft Innovations

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