Jenerate a Microsoft Speech

If you're a Microsoft executive and you're scheduled to give yet another speech, you may find you're running out of ways to say the same old thing in a new-sounding way.

Well, don't fret, because Microfits offers you the Java Jargon Jenerator. It takes care of incorporating all of those key words in the usual unintelligible manner we expect from a typical Microsoft speech. It even provides the title!

Just click the button below (one or more times) for a new random speech, then cut and paste it into Notepad, or Paint, or whatever other high-end word processor you executives have learned to use.

Sorry, this is a Java applet, requires Java to run.

Know of any jargon that should be added?
Send along some email or view/sign the Guestbook!

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Notes
While the generated speech is short, you could expand it to a keynote address by having it generate more sets of paragraphs and pasting them into one large body. A bibliographic citing for Microfits is not required, just say you "innovated" it. Any resemblance to an actual Microsoft speech, living or dead, is purely coincidental, though not impossible.

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