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Beast Tallies

(The number of the Beast)
For the period
January-April 2000

HA, HA!

  • Hotmail: failed to authenticate
  • Californians get to keep $400 MSN refund
  • Chinese gov't bars Win2K
  • Win2K crashes Oklahoma courts
  • Citroen ("lemon") makes WinCE cars
  • Quits SIIA, because group supports DOJ
  • IE5 patch keeps W2K users from logging in
  • Accidental free dist. of 100,000 copies of unlocked Win2K in Spain
  • Next version of Windows 2000 posted to Net

    COURTROOM FOLLIES
  • Couldn't stop DOJ special advisor appt.
  • Couldn't stop temps from buying cheap stock
  • Settles Caldera's monopoly suit
  • Can't ship polluted Java
  • EU investigating Win2K
  • Loses Kenya piracy case
  • Loses Korea trademark case
  • Loses ruling on independently developing Java
  • Found guilty of violating Sherman Antitrust Act

    SECURITY LEAKS
  • WebTV email hacked
  • MS Taiwan web site hacked
  • Win2K pre-release leaks
  • NT4 Recycle Bin security leak
  • IE redirect security leak
  • Windows Media Services
  • Crash Windows thru Web, Outlook using CON

    VIRUSES/WORMS
  • Win2K pre-release virus
  • W2K.Infis.4608
  • Pretty.worm.unp
  • Win32/Melting.worm
  • WebTV newsgroup virus
  • 911

    BOUGHT
  • NorthPoint Communications, DSL lines
  • Nvidia, $200M worth of X-Box development
  • VacationSpot.com ($71M) *
  • Travelscape.com ($82M) *
  • Peach Networks ($?)
  • Tuttle Decision Systems Inc ($?)
  • Juha Christensen, Symbian exec

    BIRTHED
  • HomeAdvisor.com

    LICENSED
  • FastLane Technologies, NetWare to Win2K

    INVESTMENTS
  • Digex ($50M)
  • VerticalNet ($100M)
  • Intertainer ($56M)
  • CompUSA (10%)
  • Avanex ($5M)
  • Yam Digital Technology, Taiwan ($?)
  • Keen.com ($?)
  • Itran Comm. ($?)
  • Gilat Satellite Networks (26%)
  • BroadBand Office ($25M)
  • Divine InterVentures ($25M)
  • MyPlant.com ($?)
  • Radiant Systems (10%)
  • Avanade ($385M), with Andersen Consulting
  • RealNames (20%)
  • Interliant ($10M)
  • NextVenue ($?)

    "PARTNERS"
  • Barnes & Noble
  • Philips
  • Thomson Consumer Electronics
  • Liquid Audio
  • Data General
  • KPMG Consulting
  • Fisher-Price (IntelliTable)
  • Software AG (mainframe/Win2K link)
  • Intel (networking box)
  • NDS Group PLC
  • Freddie Mac **
  • Chase Manhattan Bank **
  • Wells Fargo **
  • GMAC-Residential Funding Corp. **
  • Bank of America **
  • Norwest Mortgage Inc. **
  • H&R Block
  • Telmex (T1msn.com)
  • IBM - Netfinity box
  • BT, AT&T - wireless
  • Comdisco

    MILKED & DUMPED
  • SCO

    GENERAL TRICKERY
  • Windows CE becomes "Windows Powered"
  • Gates CEO becomes "architect powered"
  • MS caught cheating on ZD W2K/NT4 speed test
  • MS Germany employee admits destroying email
  • Dump temps after 1 year rather than give benefits
  • Cons Sega into using WinCE, then releases X-Box
  • Proprietary changes to open standard Kerberos
  • Promises "open standards" with high-speed wireless
  • Promises "open standards" with RealNames
  • Supplied inaccurate list to NY lobby commission

    LIES
  • "Convergence is not having fewer companies that own everything" (Gates)
  • "We're not sitting around thinking 'Jeez, can we buy an entertainment company?'" (Gates)
  • "Sun is trying to prevent Microsoft and third parties from developing technology that competes with Sun." (Jim Cullinan, MS spokesdroid)
  • Ballmer saying that while MS does offer content on their site, they're still not a media company, nor do they plan on buying up stuff to compete with AOL Time Warner.
  • Allchin saying the posting of Windows 2000 follow-up was just a press ruse.

    *Via Expedia, an MS spin-off.
    **Investors in MS's HomeAdvisor.com.

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