Microfits - Jabs at the Redmond Beast

"I think Windows XP is an appropriate name.
Just lean your head left and XP looks like
an emoticon for extreme disgust."

THE DOGFOOD DICTIONARY
Microfits noun : The spasms caused by Gates' shoddy software and our bad puns.

From the Jabber-in-Chief
What you're looking at is an archive of my site that MSBC has
volunteered to provide. I'm grateful that they know quality
work when they see it, but decided to include my stuff anyway.
So, enjoy browsing around. But fair warning: Some links and
whatnot to external sites may slowly disappear or go bad (just like
Outlook). I do not maintain this archived site in any way, so please
let MSBC know about any problems.
Thanks for visiting, and may your crashes be few and security
holes be tiny.
SJS Web Hack
2001

Past Humor

Previous Innovations 2000

Previous Innovations 1999

The FUD Files
Know a Windows newbie who feels like dogfood? Maybe you
should hand them a copy of Windows, for Smart People who
have been Treated Like Dummies by Microsoft.
Classic Fun 'n' Games

Innovate a keynote speech with the Jargon Jenerator.

Ask the Magic 8-Bill if you should swipe some cool new idea.

See how many times Windows crashes with the Crash Tracker.

MicroFits is available in foreign languages! Choose from
Redneck, Cockney, Pig Latin, more! Click to begin the
Dialectizer translation process. (Courtesy of RinkWorks.)

Claimer: I gladly acknowledge Microsoft's claim to ownership of the trademarks to their products, since there is no way on Bob's green earth that I would want anyone to think I had any registered entitlement to their collection of billsh!t. MicroFits stories and images may be freely used if credit is given. Copyright © 1999-2000.

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